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Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don't worry, he's not a cop. His twitter account is even called "Not A Cop," so he's definitely not a cop. He's actually a "17-year-old YOLOer" whose favorite pass times include "buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well." So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he'll come pick you up. And don't worry, he's definitely not a cop.
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Priya Priya Community Member Follow
My favourite!
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Katie M Katie M Community Member Follow
This one is super funny!
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Sue Z Q Sue Z Q Community Member Follow
Where the sun don't shine.
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Miklós Nagy Miklós Nagy Community Member Follow
Me with my morning coffee.
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I wonder if someone got actually caught because of this guy ^^
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Friedlander Rosenzweig Friedlander Rosenzweig Community Member Follow
Does my Uncle Sol, the Daley Discount Drugs & Fountain Pharmacist count? He's been 15 years, but my was he a spiffy dresser back in the day!
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I have a feeling somebody responded to one of these at some point...
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Sue Z Q Sue Z Q Community Member Follow
Is a picture after the explosion OK?
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Marzo Florida Marzo Florida Community Member Follow
Marijauna hangover? xD
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Cayman Cayman Community Member Follow
See when I did it...
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Friedlander Rosenzweig Friedlander Rosenzweig Community Member Follow
"Under-angers like YOU?" 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is about the strangest tweet I've ever read.
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Maria Beilschmidt Maria Beilschmidt Community Member Follow
Gluten free - yes. Organic - as organic a something made entirely of lab- produced chemicals can be
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Aiden Gregg Aiden Gregg Community Member Follow
You know they're faking it when they use YOLO as a verb.
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Lara B. Lara B. Community Member Follow
I wonder if some are actually thick enough to answer 🙈
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Thi Bu Thi Bu Community Member Follow
And wait for the raid!!
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Kelly Johnson Kelly Johnson Community Member Follow
This cop, oops I mean not cop, has a thing for meth
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John Ashley John Ashley Community Member Follow
Yeah... but is he actually "not a cop"? You really have to wonder. It's the sort of thing one could easily imagine some police dpetments doing.
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person (i think) person (i think) Community Member Follow
I think if they were to use any evidence found this way it would be considered entrapment. That said, i could totally see this as some cop(s) joking around :)
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FabulousKilljoy FabulousKilljoy Community Member Follow
I wanna know if anybody was dumb enough to fall for this probably not but i mean...
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John L John L Community Member Follow
Iveta, now that you are waaay up there as a Super-Poster, don't you think it is time to switch from "Quantity" mode to that of "Quality" as your primary goal? Seriously.
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Hans Hans Community Member Follow
At least when it comes to postings that summarize Twitter accounts, Reddit discussions and the like. I guess not everything that gets a few hundred or thousand "likes" somewhere is compatible with the Bored Panda community.
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John Ashley John Ashley Community Member Follow
Yeah... but is he actually "not a cop"? You really have to wonder. It's the sort of thing one could easily imagine some police dpetments doing.
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person (i think) person (i think) Community Member Follow
I think if they were to use any evidence found this way it would be considered entrapment. That said, i could totally see this as some cop(s) joking around :)
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FabulousKilljoy FabulousKilljoy Community Member Follow
I wanna know if anybody was dumb enough to fall for this probably not but i mean...
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John L John L Community Member Follow
Iveta, now that you are waaay up there as a Super-Poster, don't you think it is time to switch from "Quantity" mode to that of "Quality" as your primary goal? Seriously.
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Hans Hans Community Member Follow
At least when it comes to postings that summarize Twitter accounts, Reddit discussions and the like. I guess not everything that gets a few hundred or thousand "likes" somewhere is compatible with the Bored Panda community.
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